Share 'Which of the Orphans... (A fun, creative side thread)'

There's a fun thread in the fanfiction.net Hogan's Heroes forum called "Which of our heroes," it's kind of run it's course after quite a few years, but was quite popular as people asked and considered questions like "Which one is a dog/cat person," "which one is the best athlete," etc. We see more of the orphans' personalities, obviously, in the movies, though on stage there's enough to get a li…